| Hey, I havent updated my blog, but alot has been going on latley. First, I want to tell you about my sister and her Angelina Jolie lips. Yesterday Jac was having another unwanted wrestling session with my brother. My brother says he's just trying to teach us 'self defense'. Whatever. He just wants to kill us. Well, not really. I think he just wants us to disappear or something. He wants my dad's hard earned money all to himself. Or the attention all to himself. I think this all started back when he was still Livin' the life. (when me and Jac werent born yet.) He got all the attention and the toy trucks that he wanted. Then suddenly my mom gets pregnant and lo and behold! There we were, two adorable twins. Then we got all the attention, and my dad's hard earned money was spent buying us clothes, and toys and so he didnt have enough money to buy my brother more toy trucks. So that's when my brother got all morbid. My mom told me that when we were like a year old, he tried to choke us by burying us with a pillow. But, thankfully, my mom comes in and saves the day. There were alot more 'failed attemps' but i wont bother telling them to you since they are too bizarre.
Well anyway, back to my sister's lips. So there he was, stranggling my sister when suddenly she passed out. There was blood everywhere. And for a moment there my brother thought that he had actually killed my sister. I thought he was thinking, "Finally! after a hundred failed attempts i have done it! i killed my sister! (evil laugh) One down, one to go!" But, I was wrong. Because suddenly he started to panic. (I think that from that moment on, he found out that he actually loves us.) So, he started saying things that people-who-had-accidentally-killed-their-loved-one would say. You know like "Omigod! what happened?", "dont leave me!", "noooooooo!" "what have i done?!" blah diddy blah.
After like 15 seconds, my sister "resurrected". Turns out that all those blood was from her lips. It is now swollen, and purple, and just plain disgusting. Its like sooo big. My brother said that he'd make up for it by being her slave for a whole day. Lol. Too bad for her though. We have an orientation this Friday which is like 3 days from now. So I think she's going to school with a busted lower lip. boo hoo.
Oh yeah, i have some good news though, we're going to SINGAPORE this friday! (after the orientation) And my cousins from Ontario are coming to visit, which means more vacation for me! mwahaha. The only downside is I wont be able to attend the HILLSONG concert with my friends. =( oh well.
Well I think this is, by far my longest entry. My brother is still a jerk though. He still owes me 500 bucks and he said he wont pay. Ugh. Thinking that he would change after that accident. hmp.  |